If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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