You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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