Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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