There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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