Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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