is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
This house was built for laser tag.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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