I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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