Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
