You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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