i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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