Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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