How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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