I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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