So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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