I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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