My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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