Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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