you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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