there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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