How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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