I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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