ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
