Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It's shark week go big or go home
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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