Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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