By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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