drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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