Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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