okay pat passed out under dana's car
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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