you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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