i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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