i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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