This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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