We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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