there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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