white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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