i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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