windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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