taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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