Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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