I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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