i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I have post one night stand depression
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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