That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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