I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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