one might say we're banned from that church
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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