Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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