no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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