chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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