some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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