It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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