he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.