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Non-Jews are for practice

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(617): Non-Jews are for practice http://tfl.nu/ikoa

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes

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(973): I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes http://tfl.nu/9abn

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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.

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(315): i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear. http://tfl.nu/94id

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(626): View more from California

Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game

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(626): Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game http://tfl.nu/ygf5

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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.

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(617): it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina. http://tfl.nu/7xv1

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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.

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That was definitely the right answer.

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(406): She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her. (409): That was definitely the right answer. http://tfl.nu/zisl

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(561): View more from Florida

oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything

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(561): oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything http://tfl.nu/egks

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.

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before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN

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(+44): just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown. (+44): before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN http://tfl.nu/72q0

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.

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(250): Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for. http://tfl.nu/ra5n

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(201): View more from New Jersey

When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking

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(201): When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking http://tfl.nu/q4p2

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(518): View more from New York

It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.

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(518): It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up. http://tfl.nu/6w2h

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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands

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(303): We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands http://tfl.nu/8ws6

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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.

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(785): As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester. http://tfl.nu/qann

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(843): View more from South Carolina

That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"

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(843): That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion" http://tfl.nu/omtf

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(616): View more from Michigan

My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"

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I think you were raised by the wrong sister

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(616): My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks" (1-616): I think you were raised by the wrong sister http://tfl.nu/18dn

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