is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm