I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT