he shaved USA in his pubs
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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