maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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