woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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