apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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