Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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