I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
