Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
this hospital has no fireball
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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