Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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