i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just forgot I was standing up.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
