i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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