And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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